Every Tuesday morning, some folks come out from a local Catholic church to bring communion and hold a short meeting here at Hilltop House. On the first Tuesday of the month, the priest comes to conduct Mass.
Today, we had a priest new to our parish. He told this story on himself. When first here in Mountain Town, he needed to go to the post office. Upon leaving the church grounds, he met a young student wearing the uniform of the local parish school. The priest introduced himself to the lad and then asked for directions to the post office.
After they visited a while, the priest invited the boy to come by the office, "And I will tell you how to get to heaven."
His new young friend looked skeptical. "Well, I don't know, Father. You don't even know how to get to the post office."